Top Ten Funniest: 10-6 I had to make a list of the top ten funniest things that have happened to me in the last 7 days. These rank from a few chuckles to hernia inducing.

#10. Discovering what my phone # was after hitting the two month mark. I was pretty proud of that streak. More cool than funny.

#9. Being the only adult wearing a full on bib at a dinner table. Kinda cute.

#8. Young female students inquiring on whether or not I have a website. Can you imagine what would happen to my upstanding reputation of moral integrity at ECC if students knew what I was writing on this blog?

#7. Burning my hand cooking spaghetti and hotdogs. Completely gourmet for this kid.

#6. Getting fondled by toothless vendors selling flowers. Mentally picture where you think her hand is. I told her I was going to slap her with a lawsuit.  ¶ 7:53 AM