Sunday, June 04, 2006
Top Ten Funniest: 5-1
#5. Seeing this girl dance. I thought I was watching Elaine Bettis. (she actually dances just fine. Alicia u know I luv ya and this is retribution for the emotional trauma you caused me in your many comparisons of my outfit selection with that of a tourist)
#4. Partying with this girl. I dubbed her Alberta Einstein the mad scientist/drunkard.
#3. Going to dance clubs populated with V.I.Ps like these:
#2. Serisouly asking a portly yet famous female resident of Songtan if she was in fact "Songtan Sally." (Songtan is a place known for Juicy girls which are pg-13 prostitutes)
#1. Joseph Greenberg is serisouly teaching English to Korean adults and children. I am working on setting up a live video feed into one of my classrooms.
(The true #1 funniest event that has occurred in the last 7 days must be omitted due to moral and ethical reasons). ¶ 7:12 AM
#4. Partying with this girl. I dubbed her Alberta Einstein the mad scientist/drunkard.
#3. Going to dance clubs populated with V.I.Ps like these:
#2. Serisouly asking a portly yet famous female resident of Songtan if she was in fact "Songtan Sally." (Songtan is a place known for Juicy girls which are pg-13 prostitutes)
#1. Joseph Greenberg is serisouly teaching English to Korean adults and children. I am working on setting up a live video feed into one of my classrooms.
(The true #1 funniest event that has occurred in the last 7 days must be omitted due to moral and ethical reasons). ¶ 7:12 AM
